What Not to Wear to Planet Earth

Complete with moon-shoes, this outfit from Armani Prive is out of this world. The Chinese star-esque accessory could be hazardous. Go back to whatever planet you came from, please.

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What Not to Wear to a Wallpaper Store

You may get lost in the aisles and aisles of ugly floral prints.

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What Not to Wear to Meet the In-Laws

we have lindsay lohan to thank for this one.

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What Not to Wear During Hunting Season

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what not to wear to P. Ditty's White Party

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What Not to Wear on an Airplane

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what not to wear to an 80s themed party:

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